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when a female does not want to have sex, the male ejaculates on her back while she is asleep, so that when she wakes up, the sheets are stuck to her back like a superman cape.
Bob: yo, she didn't wanna have sex last night, dawg!
Bill: so did u superman that hoe?
Bob: yea, she had a blue cape when she woke up!
Bill: haha, that's what the dumb broad gets!
(both start laughing)
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When a chick gives you a monster STD, and when you find out, you go home and laser zap your entire bone-zone with the lava-hot eye beams you bought from the classifieds, making your balls scalding hot to the touch. Then you go to see said chick for another mission, and instead of making sweet love to her, you dick scorch her VD-WMD to smithereens. Then you pull a fire extinguisher out of your bag, and empty it's contents out the window just before laser-eye-beaming it to hell-temperature, and tossing the cannister on her stomach.
You know TyRhonda from Shotgun hood? Yea, well, I hit that with no medical insurance. So anyway, I called her back and totally made sure to superman that hoe for ruining my balls.
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One or more man's sperm blended together to make delicious and nutritious protein shake that douche bags and bro's drink
My dad drinks a superman milkshake in the morning to help build muscles, and your dad helps make the superman milkshake for my dad!
Hey brospeh, I made a superman milkshake with my bros! Check out my muscles
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Eminem must have been in the front and his band members in the back, during that one.
Superman video?
I was in the back!
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A descriptive term applied to fictional (mainly comic book) characters, who' strength, speed (to include flight speed, these characters must fly), and invulnerability are so great that comparison to anyone less than Superman would not do them justice.
These characters may possess other powers, such as energy projection, matter manipulation, shape shifting, telepathy etc. but but strength, speed (and flight), and invulnerability are a must.
Blue Marvel is a Superman level character.
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When you're jacking off and as you cum, a girl runs up and supermans (jumps) into it.
The other night I was waiting and getting ready for her and as i was about to bust a nut, I gave her a Superman Special. She is my Lois Lane.
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A sex move in which the male lays on top and does a superman (which is when he puts up all his limbs and is laying only on his stomach, like the pose superman does when he's flying) and then he urinate in the recipent's vagina or anal region, depending on which side the male is on.
I can't believe you did a GoldenAge Superman with Julie! That must have been painful!
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