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When a programmer is fucking done with bug fixing. So they start calling bugs "suprise features" instad of fixing them. Usually game bugs, for example the bug in skyrim that makes you walk through walls counts as a suprise feature.
A: "Hey i found this bug that makes you walk though walls."
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"
When you have incest with your furry cousin
Did you see all that fur that went flying when I gave my sister's dog a wisconson suprise.
When you order a side of fries(tots, onion rings, ect.) and you get an extra of another side with your meal
Guy1" Dude i just found some fries in my tots"
Guy2" Oh side order suprise"
Guy1" Bomb"
The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.
"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"
" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"
suprise turd turtle head peaker
That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.
Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.
When a man or women lights someones pube on fire and toasts a marshmallow before cumming on it
jerry was so excited to give sharron a Campfire Fun Suprise
An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit