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Having sex with two sisters and Cumming in one sisters mouth and she the spits the cum in her sisters vagina
& impregnating her
The twin sisters down the street are looking for a Sacramento Swap Meet.
I told them we're in Ohio
A term used to describe a secret activity. If one is not privvy to the definition of Drop 'n' Swap, one is not invited to the activity.
Guy 1: Hey, man. We're doing some good ol' drop 'n' swap tonight, you in?
Guy 2: What the hell does drop 'n' swap mean?!
Guy 1: Oh, sorry man, I thought you knew. I can't tell you.
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To put the hair in the purses frame, after a long ride on an icecream truck.
July comes this year said the number one body swap per. "Sourly, sad" said the number one stumbler. So they bitch fuck sucker punch lawsusinated Satan's Shiraley self to get it back.
Henry Thorau's Tupee equals a Marc Jacobs advertizment. (One person of intrest.) Body swap Helena Bonam Carter for me and I sold both of their souls in one if my 12 red notebooks.
Otto Rank's look a like said that black people are finally welcome " cause this songs cool, talking bout "Sail"
Jonny Weir looks like he is body swap 101 for people who sound like thier from America. EXAMPLE: That gay male prositiute Amelorated into the onle Whore tried tired tirerd poker face woman of Mepotopolies-
Signed,
Beealzabub
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Mongolian Swap Donkey
1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.
2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.
3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)
4. A cock face dick bandit!
5. Your the cock face dick bandit!
6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!
7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!
8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey
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When you have broken something you still intend on using, so you go to the store, buy the same thing, and return the broken item with the new ones receipt.
im gonna kansas city swap this xbox controller tomorrow.
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Cum-swap Garside, also known as the cumswap challenge Is a competitive game of tag where one person ejaculates into their own mouth and then cum-swaps with someone else who consequently adds their own jizz into the mix.
All contestants from around the world must then work together to get the ever growing cum-glop around the entire earth by cum swapping.
Upon arrival at the beginning country, the first occupant of said country to receive the cum will finally swallow it and thereby conclude the game.
The event is named after Robert Garside (born 6 January 1967), calling himself The Runningman, is a British runner who was credited by Guinness World Records as the first person to run around the world.
Person 1: Hey we doing the cum-swap Garside next Saturday?
Person 2: yeah! Me and Stacy has been drinking fish smoothies all week to prepare for it!
Example 2
The annual cum-swap Garside begins on the 9th of February.
Contestants from all around the world will be required to be on standby and await their turn until the games has concluded.
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1. When one person gives candy to another in the hall way, via "slapping up", then says Candi Swap.
Amanda: Hey Gina! Candi Swap *Gives candy to Gina, via slapping hands together*.
Gina: Thanks Mandy!
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