green tea

A drink that gets you pumped.

Rico: "I'm freakin' pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!"

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Selfish tea

The act of making a cup of tea for oneself within a workplace, whilst completely disregarding any other employees who may also want a tea.

Hey look Jim has made another selfish tea! What a dick.

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bubble tea

Heaven in a cup. It's an asian drink consisting of tea and tapioca pearls or the likes. Extremely delicious, everyone will love them.

Person 1: What are the tapioca pearls for?
Person 2: Making bubble tea tonight. Get out a teabag, please.

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green tea

Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.

Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.

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tampon tea

Tea made from a used tampon, as depicted in Catherine Breillat's 2004 film, Anatomy of Hell.

"This might go better with some crumpets", he exclaimed as he sipped the tampon tea.

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Tea Bomb

A Tea Bag executed from a dangerous height. (the top ropes, a building, your wife's dresser, etc.)

I may have broken both of my legs Tea Bombing Donna, but gosh, the look on her face alone was worth three months on crutches.

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tea o'clock

1. A scheduled time to take a tea-break.

2. All the time.

To the cafe! It's tea o'clock.

Is it tea o'clock yet? I'm due for a brew.

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