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The complete and universal repeated failure at a task.
I was working on the car, but it went all-fail when everything I tried ended in failure.
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title applied to men who have reached the peak of masculinity, ex: firemen, lumberjacks, ironmen, navy seals
holy shit i just saw 'all that is man' alberto salazar
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Plural possesive form of y'all. Used when addressing a group of 3 or more. Not to be confused with all y'alls, the plural non possesive form.
Sometimes spelled as all ya'll's, depending on what state you are in.
Hey, all y'all's car alarms are going off!
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Refers to a task that has been completed or finalized. Derived from a parent instructing one of their children to set the dinner table.
Mother: "Johnny, did you set the table?"
Johnny: "yeah mah... its all set"
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Phrase used to combat the 'no homo' and 'pause' 'man laws', implying that any homosexually suggestive language/behavior/innuendo is to be conveyed in the MOST HOMOSEXUAL WAY possible. The phrase was possibly coined by homosexual males, or otherwise seemingly-straight males who somehow feel offended by the rules and/or usage of the phrases 'no homo' and 'pause', for whatever reason.
Very similar to yes homo.
(At a tattoo parlor)
Guy A: ...if you want it that low, you're gonna have to bend over so I can put it on you.
Guy B: WHAT?!
Guy A: I said that you're going to have to bend over so...
Guy B: Don't repeat it - NO HOMO on that statement, man - you can't be talking like that to customers!
Guy A: Aw, man, you're on that 'no homo' stuff too? Then I meant to say that you're going to have to bend over so I can put it on you - ALL HOMO!
- or -
Guy C: He's over there gettin' serious money, so I'm trynna get with that nigga...
Guy D: WHAT?!
Guy C: Damn, do you have to turn everything I say into something gay? Damn! I'm NOT a homo, man - I'm never thinking anything gay!
Guy D: How about, do YOU have to turn everything you say into something gay?
Guy C: How come we can't be talking about bitches or something, instead of trying to think about how things I say can be turned into something homo?
Guy D: Hmm - well, I'm just saying, without that 'no homo', you're sounding very much like a homo right now. Plus, why weren't you talking about bitches in the first place, then...
Guy C: Man, F%%K THAT 'NO HOMO' S#%T, MAN - ALL HOMO!
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
ALL STAR IS THE BEST SONG EVER!!! Note: It must be sung
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Despite any possible doubt, everything's cool.
Oh you slept with my girl? It's all good homie!
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