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A GCSE art student finds themselves crumbling from the unexpected pressures of an art GCSE: their lack of coursework or that ‘rose’ that looks like a damn tumbleweed or a cabbage on meth. Sometimes high, sometimes horrific at drawing, sometimes egotistical and sometimes crying over 1 imperfect line: they come in all shapes and sizes.
Most likely an art student picks the GCSE for it’s ‘easy’ facade yet will end up regretting that choice at some point. A very talented but perfectionist student might tend to procrastinate - waiting until the very last minute when realisation and their fear of failure kicks in only to end up painting until 5am to make up for lacking course work.
Whether having struggled with quality or quantity (at at least one point I will assure you) the eventual fulfilment of thick textured pages or a final piece decorated in imagination and what was once a dream, art GCSE students are thick skinned (despite occasional breakdowns) and deserve every bit right to show off and boost their ego. Unlrimately most will find the course is worth it and anything can turn into something beautiful with effort.
Person 1: Look at that GCSE art student crying from stress.
Person 2: I heard they have 3 whole sketchbooks due in 2 days.
Person 1: That’s rough.
A confession forums on facebook, similar to other confession forums, using the Survey Monkey survey test to anonymously confess. Gabe Alvarez, who has shockingly bland and tasteless humor, is the administrator. Gabe Alvarez is a tool, and needs to fix his teeth because they look like someone knocked over a bag with a bunch of scrabble pieces. The Confessions page supposedly caters to the Riverside Community College students, yet only a few followers are from the college, many have either moved on, dropped out or go to the JFK highschool. (I.e. Keith T. is a construction worker who went for only a few semesters).
Stranger 1: "Hey man do you use RCC student confessions???"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"
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A student, usually a freshman or sophomore, who rose to the challenge, clearly not aware of what the hell they got themselves into. They were normal, fun-loving kids before the flames of AP World scorched them. They now have no lives, read the textbook constantly, endure constant yelling, and suffer grades of C's and C-pluses only to receive 5's on the AP test. Their report cards often consist of straight A's, other than the AP World History grade. A group of AP World Students may be referred to as "Worlders", and resemble a cult.
Person A: Wow, we never hang out with him anymore, what happened?
Person B: Oh, he was really cool before, but then he became an AP World Student.
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A condition experienced by High School and College Students near the end of the year in May, characterized by lack of motivation in coursework and dozing off on all responsibilities in anticipation for summer.
Parents: Young man, we are extremely dissapointed about your grades right now. Until you raise them higher, you are grounded: No computer or TV and No hanging out with friends. We've spent so much time into expecting you to succeed, and WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU FUCK IT UP!
Me: Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I'm not perfect: I'm just experiencing the Student Blues right now
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When one prefers honor student boobs they prefer A and B cups.
Guy1: Man do I love me some double-D's!
Guy2: I prefer honor student boobs, A's and B's only.
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When you, as a psychology major, try to use what you have learned in class to "diagnose" someone of a psychological condition without full knowledge or proper certification.
Psych student: "my friend might have an anxiety disorder, i learned about it today in class."
Professor: "he's just nervous, don't fall victim to the Psychology Student Syndrome."
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(Male) Stupid douchebag wiggers who think they're cool when they aren't shit and never will be. Often uses slang terms no one knows nor cares about. Usually wears Jewelry falsely masculinized as "Bling". Bad taste in music, listens to "gangsta" rap when they grew up in or are in the suburbs, and gets stuff off the itunes top ten list. Also tries to go into high school being cool and trash-talking older people, using phrases such as "You wanna go?!" and "I can take you!" repeatedly, then pisses himself when a senior so much as walks in their direction.
Most of my fellow male middle school students (around 75%) Meet these requirements. I've lost hope in the human race.
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