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perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 31, 2023


clutch beta

Good advice. May be used sincerely or sarcastically. The term "beta" originates in the rock climbing community, where it refers to a preferred sequence of moves to successfully climb a route. See also protip and lifehack.

Alice: The highway is always backed up here. I like to take the next exit and use the surface streets.
Bob: Oooh, clutch beta! Thanks.

by drbronner February 25, 2018


clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party

Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.

by Koi_Boi April 14, 2018


Clutch Up

To overcome or complete an outstanding piece work or effort in a short amount of time. Only very few possess this talent, but if said or used correctly, then that individual will succeed and strive for greatness undoubtedly. The word 'Clutch Up' is motivational in its own right and has a strong effect on the individuals mind and mental drive.

I clutched up seconds before the due date to submit my work!
I clutched up on my math test and aced it!
I managed to clutch up from an awkward situation
Don't worry, I'll clutch up.

by BolzeyInc. June 5, 2022


clutch minute

The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.

Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...

by Jorisim October 18, 2015


Clutch Gang

to inform that "they" made an epic play

Wow That Is So Clutch Gang.

by GAYFUCKER900 March 10, 2021


clutch prep

The better version of khan academy! Clutch Prep is tailored to your course and even class, allowing you to study following along with the same exact material your professor is teaching!

clutch prep is the only reason I am passing orgo

by msjulia January 5, 2021