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When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left
Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.
Battery+Operated+Boyfriend is an object that will buy a woman everything an anything she wants. Otherwise known as "Bob"
"My+Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob) is pretty useful, until he needs new batteries"
Assassin Battery is home to the baddest airborne artillery paratroopers in the world.
Nothing beats hanging out with the boys from Assassin Battery.
When my phone reached 1% battery it made me think back on nam.
When the battery level of your phone, tablet, computer or any battery-operated electronic toy or game is lower than it should be. In some electronic toys, low battery power can cause the sounds on the sound chip to decrease in speed and pitch, which is a sign that the battery needs to be replaced as soon as possible, preferably before it drains completely or even starts to leak.
A: Does anyone have a AAA battery?
B: Why?
A: My calculator is running low on battery.
to make a powerbank using human skin for the outside
I was too lazy to go to the store for a powerbank so I cut of my arm and battery peeled.
Something that powers lots of home supplies but can give you lead poisoning.
My lead battery is working in my fan but I feel sick