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Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.
Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh
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When a man cums in a shot glass, adds a splash of maple syrup on top, and a girl takes it like a shot.
Did you and your wife try the Canadian Shot last night?
During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry
*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*
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Dude, I gave all my ones to the collection box at the Canadian Ballet.
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An argument where both parties involved insist that they are at fault, or are more sorry.
**Two people both reaching for the last cookie**
A: I'm so sorry.
B: No, please, I'm sorry.
A: No, I am sorry, I insist, you have the last piece.
B: Absolutely not, this is my fault, you take the last one!
C: This is such a Canadian Argument.
Very high percentage of beautiful women. One of Canada's greatest exports.
The Canadian Woman is a hottie!!! What do they put in that water up there?
I want to get me a Canadian Woman... They are bilingual, intelligent, hot and can cook.
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1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.
Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.
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