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When a person has made up a number so preposterous that it can only be described with using a unit of measurement that does not exist.
A. I've had sex with 64 women.
B. Bullshit, you must be counting in Cheetos.
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The name given to the act of slamming a beer while hanging from one's knees. This performance may be acompanied by beer in the eyes, snot shooting from ones nose, and extreeme laughter followed by dizziness and intoxication.
Wow, did you see how fast Ian did that count-chuggula, he must be half bat.
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A mythological man born in the early 1800s in Sweden. It was rumored he slayed thousands of young men and served their blood to his guests. He was stabbed to death in 1930 but people say he has been reborn and lives in Illinois. He is pure evil and extremely cunning.
Count Deg is the best party host I know.
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The vampire ball sack. A direct result of Dracula being a homosexual.
Dude did you see Count Sacula at the Jackpot today?
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a guy that goes down on a girl experiencing a particularly bloody period, leaving his face and hands dripping with blood...thus resembling a vampire with no dignity
he turned into count gralen last night after doing too much scomp and drinking 20 beers and ended up in that nasty bleeding slut's room. i bet he loved it.
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Short for 'to make it count in the bedroom', another way of saying your spouse/significant other is good in bed.
I don't care what anyone else says.... Hayato Kanzaki looks like he makes it count.
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1. Contrary to popular belief, the Counting Crows are actually several middle-aged buttholes that have brainwashed most radio stations and youth into believing they make music. Actually, they make extremely expensive garbage-noise which is painful to hear in much the same way a fever hallucination is to experience.
2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.
hey, its long december! i love counting crows!
what? wait... really?
what do you mean? they're a really good band.
i hope your kids die of rabies.
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