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The breasts of a Cuban female that are saggy and flappy.
"Look at Heather and that girl with Cuban flapjacks!"
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When you put your cock into someone’s bum and then take it out and someone smells it like It was as a Cuban cigar, taking in the flavour.
I pulled a good man Cuban on my misses last night. It was epic.
This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.
Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck
The act in which a female sits on a males face with her legs bent in a 90 degree angle facing towards the male genitalia. The female will then proceed to give a foot job until both parties finish.
My girlfriend looked at me shocked and confused when I asked for a Cuban Foot Crisis.
When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.
Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.
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Similar to the Cuban Necktie, with the same slit across the neck below the jawline, except the tongue is tied in a knot like a bow tie, rather than left hanging like a necktie.
1.) They thought that they had seen it all, even the Cuban Necktie, but this took it to the next level. In the bloody mess of the man they could identify his tongue, tied in what looked like a bow tie..
2.) Dude have you heard of the Cuban Bow Tie?
Yeah man that shit's fucked up!
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1) When Elian Gonzalez's family ran out of things to throw at the cops.
2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.
Oh, no!!! Not another Cuban Missile Crisis!!!
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