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is cheap and/or has poor or unsophisticated taste in jewelry
"Uhhh... Are you wearing my engagement ring!?"
"No, this one is mine."
"Oh. Sorry, the look exactly alike, did your fiance...?"
"Yeah, he went to Jared." *Sigh*
"Mine too."
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The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.
I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God
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A hot guy who knows how to act and is very hot. Did i mention very hot?
Have you ever seen Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He's a hottie!
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Imagine a below average player, with a diseased potato head playing basketball.
I forgot to water my crops all year, now they look like Jared Dudley’s.
one who is obssessed with anal sex.
See you in fifteen minutes Jared Koch, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.
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a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.
Jared is a gay rights activist Jare Bear
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One of the greatest Mexican Strikers ever. 2nd most prolific striker in the world by 2005. and is the number one scorer in Mexican history. he played in the Mexican Futbol (soccer) leauge for awhile. until becoming the first ever Mexican born player to play in Englands FA Premiership. signing with Bolton. he is currently playing for the Saudi Arabian club Al-Ittad
Jared Borgetti scores another goal for Mexico!
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