Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

Valley Llama

An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.

Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."

llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know

Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain

Llama Boy

Llama Boy, also known as Hwang Hyunjin of 4th Generation Kings Stray Kids, is a beautiful ray of sunshine that brings happiness to not only STAY (Stray Kids Fandom) but everyone that lays eyes on him.

“Who’s that giant over there breaking his back?” “Oh him? That’s llama boy!”

wet llama

A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.

"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"

Thumb Llama

When you insert your thumb into your partner’s rectum, and proceed to spit on them simultaneously.

“Bro I totally gave this bitch the sickest thumb llama last night”

llama knee

The results when a tranny attempts to hide their junk. Not to be confused with, "moose knuckle," or " camel toe."

That dude looking like a lady except for the llama knee in his trunk.