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When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.
"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"
To urinate delicately.
I was in the middle of a conversation when an uncontrollable urge to micturate came across me. The restroom was very close to where the guests were, so I succumbed to discretely misting so as not to draw focus on my direction.
When another person isn’t exactly ghosting but is also not really present anymore. Texting is response-only and minimal. They do not make plans but won’t say no directly when asked about new activities. The other person is polite but not overly friendly. You can’t say they’re ghosting you but they definitely aren’t *not* ghosting you.
I don’t know, I think they’re misting me. I mean, they still respond, but it’s like… why?
when you go to a sauna and you have your partner lie down on their stomach, you then walk on top of them and squat over their asshole, then squat crawl while shitting, making a shit streak from their ass to there head
Rerald Barhammer gave Jessica Dickinson a mean Oakland Mist this morning after a mean workout, leaving a green shit streak on her back, whilst onlookers watched in horror.
When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.
Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!
When the male penis omits a multi-directional stream of urine, often at an inopportune time. The Devil's Mist is likely to drench everything, completely missing the entire bowl of the toilet.
"I was so exhausted I enjoyed a Cowboy Breakfast and passed out; when I woke up, I went to "drain the eel", and pissed all over the bathroom - the Devil's Mist strikes again!"
"We clapped cheeks all night and passed out - i snuck into the bathroom and the "devil's mist" got the best of me - her bathroom was soaked."
"She asked for a Golden Shower but it was the Devil's Mist that she got - i hit everywhere but her face!"