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Everyone has a millimeter monster until puberty.
I heard that guy got dumped because of his millimeter monster.
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City version of chuck Norris.
Someone who succeeds in everything they do.
"Hey dude, Austin is a block monster! "
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The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)
Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!
Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!
Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.
Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
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When a female innocently lays her head in your lap, but your interest is in other things. Alas, the rise of the ear monster.
When she laid down in my lap, she was attacked by an ear monster.
An individual who regularly uses hallucinogenic drugs in suburban neighborhood parks.
"That Cunningham kid is becoming quite the park monster these days..."
A monster that's made of Purple Drank (a.k.a. Lean)
Lean Monster: I LOOOOOVE LEAN
Person: And why he ourple 😂
When a guy tries to get the number of every beautiful woman he sees.
My friend Dan turned into a Holla Monster last night at the bar. I understand he hasn't had a date in a long time, but he literally tried to hit on every hot woman he came across.