Shrek

A ridiculously hairy character with low IQ and loads of insecurities

My friend is such a shrek.

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Shrek is love, Shrek is life

It is a video series about a young boy who loves Shrek, and then has anal sex with Shrek. Aka the best thing on the Internet😍 (This is soft-core porn)

Me "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE!!!"

Person "um... Yah....."

Me "ISNT IT THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET"

Person "well you're a horny freak
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre

It's never ogre

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shrek is love, shrek is life

THE reason to hide your kids from the internet

I saw "shrek is love, shrek is life," I understand most parents now.

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Shrek

A green ogre in the Shrek movie series that was once a meme.

Timmy: you like Shrek?
Me: hell naw, he's a dead meme.

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Quantum Shrek

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.

Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*

Shrek and Chill

To gather with a bunch of your cronies and partake in the devils lettuce.

Hey Lucus wanna go Shrek and Chill?

Shrek 1

To be, or something that is the absolute best in context to it's particular category. As mentioned by Shane Gillis (Comedian) and co host of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast (MSSP) in reference to the movie Shrek, being that the first Shrek in the series was the best.

"Man that pizza was so good, it was Shrek 1."