Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!
If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.
Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis
An older male with a profusely aged bush having sexual intercorse with a young, menstruating female.
Did you get lucky after the club?
Yeuh, she wanted a spaghetti yeti.
Swavy: I have the baby yeti mic\
Chat: BABY YETI MIC KEKW KEKW
Description for a person's foot that is pale and ashy due to freezing weather and lack of significant sunlight, or tanning source.
I need moisturizer and a trip to the tanning bed to cure my yeti foot.
When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.
Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.
Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.
Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster
Person 2: Only in ohio
A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers
Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp