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ap chemistry

Highschool ap course that is design to teach students the art and science of copying homewoek and lab report. Instructors of this course in torrey pines highschool are Coordt and Atkinson. Each year about hundred highschool students in TPHS adapt to the brutal learning environment of AP chemistry.

1. You smell like AP chemistry
2. The weather is really AP chemistry today.
3. DON'T TAKE AP CHEMISTRY. EVER!

by AP chem victim May 11, 2004

319๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


murder-ap

nickname for the city of minneapolis, in minnesota. used primarily by residents of the actual city, and is often shouted out for an added emphasis

What? U from Minneapolis? It CANT be ghetto up there!!!

Nigga shut up its Murder-Ap! Till I DIE

by 612 September 10, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


AP Student

The kids on top of the academic food chain. Kids who have brains that are capable to absorb and complete information ranted out by their teachers. Also, the kids who know how to sleep for approximately 2 hours a night AND stay up during the school day. These kids have tests every week and study for an average of 5 hours for one test. Sometimes, there is no homework for weeks...but the challenge to absorb all information is more daunting than completing worksheets every night. Also, these kids are much more academically competent than the kids from regular-level classes. YOu can ask an AP Bio student how one gets cancer and he/she will give you a 2 hour lecture on it. But can a regular kid do that? I don't think so.

But when it comes to social aspects, these kids are extremely varied. Some tend to keep to themselves because to them there is absolutely no other pleasure than getting 100s on the tests. Some talk to other AP kids...exclusively. While others look dumb as phunk but are actually competent in class. And some still have friends.

Sadly, these kids are expected to pay $87 per exam to take the somewhat-mandatory exam in May. Ironically, the ones who have to pay $87 dollars also spent 87 hours studying and 0 hours of sleep. $87 for th infamous test booklet? That some crazy bullshiz.

Finally, these kids EXPECT and WANT bliss, fun and ease after the AP exams. But for first year AP kids, this is still a mystery.

Dude, that AP Student don't sleep. But sure as hell he's smarter than us.

by DoMe!!!! February 6, 2010

180๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wood Ape

A large seven foot or greater "big-foot" type creature who is typically heard making ape like calls in large forest areas of the north western area of the U.S. the wood ape is often just out of camera focus and is never clearly photographed. Some foot prints may or may not have been found if wood apes exist but if they do not exist then foot prints have not been found. Wood apes are notoriously elusive and are sometimes smelled from a distance, often described as a piece of shit wrapped in burnt hair.

Ezekiel: Dude big foot is fake!

Bryson: Dude no way, I've seen one, but it wasn't a big foot, it was a wood ape!

Ezekiel: Bring me some of its droppings or shut up!

Bryson: I have the droppings of someone who has seen a wood ape...

Ezekiel: ....Shut up!!!

by EEZY90 December 28, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shotgun Ape

A certain playstyle of shooter (or other competitive) games in which a player uses nothing but a close-range weapon, usually a shotgun. Instead of using good positioning and a balanced loadout enabling them to fight at medium range, they get the highest possible mobility and defense that they can and run straight towards the enemy with their shotgun or close-range weapon.

Most players enjoy it for the close-quarters one-hit playstyle and the ability to strike fear into players who are not equipped to deal with them.

We observe the shotgun ape in its natural habitat, rushing towards the enemy with its arms flailing above its head, closing in for the kill on the poor sniper struggling to reload his weapon.

by Texas Instruments TI-30X||S May 29, 2021

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


AP Physics

Just pure pain. DO NOT take this class in junior year of high school unless you are a fan of SATAN and his works. You will regret ever being born if you decide to take this absolute Hell of a course. This class will cause you to spiral into an ever-lasting pit of mental despair. AP physics will fucking kill you, mentally and physically.

Student 1: "Hey, im planning on taking AP Physics next year"
Student 2:" Are you fucking crazy?"

by physics_hater December 19, 2021

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


gas ape

A person who uses the Gas Passer in the Team Fortress 2 PVE experience that is Mann Vs Machine.

Herald11 | Tacobot.tf: "Gas ape gas ape gas ape gas ape FUUUUUUUCK YOU!"
*Herald11 | Tacobot.tf has left the game*

by Cumblaster2004 January 11, 2022

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž