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corporal carpet

An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.

Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!

by duemoturion June 4, 2017


Devils Carpet

When a female had a good amount of hair on her pubic area.

I was really munchin' on that devils carpet man.

by TAAAAYTAYYYTOT November 8, 2020


White Carpet

the act of Cumming on your girl friends face and rubbing it around giving her a light glaze of semen

I gave my girl friend a white carpet yesterday

by Kali M November 1, 2017


Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue

Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah

by Bpier February 14, 2017


carpet muncher

someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.

my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher

by imsokoolllll October 3, 2023


Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).

Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

by Britana6332 June 11, 2020


Carpet Gravy

When you're eating a girl out doggie-style and she Hershey-squirts into her pubes.

I was going down on my girl last night and she got carpet gravy all over me!

by Rimbish February 11, 2020