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chavs are people just like you and me but they then found ciggerates and 24-carrot plastic bling from your local market they also think there the hardest thing since diamond and the only place they take there girlfriends for a candle lit dinner is mcdonalds with is more of a cheep lighted dinner that cost 99p male chavs chat up lines consist of your tits are gettin bigger and fuck the johny lets fuck in the bus shelter it gives good protection and female chavs well there just fuck anything that ahs a cock really unles sits a 'gothic' or a 'grunger' if thats the case then there get there man whores to come 'beef ya' which to me personally sounds like there going to take a ride round the dirt track
Ha ur a goffik 'yeh whats your point' you stick needles on ur eyes ' well i obviously dont because my eyes are still in one piece '
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there are many definitions of "chav" the first I will always say is that "they" are always from council estates becoz they need to protect themselves from other wankers, drug dealers etc. The males are known as chavs the females are chavettes. Both types are short, either very slender or grossly fat all adorned with disgusting Pikie gold earrings(about 50) gold necklaces etc basicly any real or fake gold shite.
Maybe they originated from peckham? :-(
They are constantly swearing and being general tossers, smoking and dossing living off the state with their 10 yr old pregnant birds :-() maybe chav comes from the word "chaved" e.g they always nick stuff from the shitty council estates who sell it to others who then get it chaved and so the cycle continues. All have 0-1 point of IQ and no education, their parents either pimps, whores, junkies or all three are either never there or have buggered off years ago(gd idea!) they are the peasant underclass full of shit and most are alcoholics some are drug users others jst are chain smokers. They beat innocents up for no reason :-() dickbrains as for the women :
pull their shoddily dyed hair back in that ultra-tight bun known as a ‘council-house facelift’, wear skirts too short for their mottled blue thighs, and expose too much of their distressingly flabby midriffs”. The scottish call them NEDS-non educated dilinquents.
They wear fucking laughable burberry and other shitty baseball caps at amazing angles!! and then they were their off the back of a lorry designer hoodies hood over the top of them.They look soooo stylish lol.
in a nutshell wankstains :-) kill all chavs
3 in 5 young boys are chavs(scary)
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An english wigger. This species of wigger has gotten quite out of hand, as it is not in it's natural environment. In native wigger countries they are kept down by ridicule and the threat of getting the crap kicked out of them.
Look at that chav in the track suit.
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Council Houses And Violence
Basically:
-caucasian (white)
-troublemakers
-cheap sports gear
-burberry caps
-hoop earrings
-too much "bling"
-pregnant
-waste of space
-greasy gel hair
-always chewing gum
-McDonalds cling-ons
-low I-Q
this could go on forever...
why do they exist?
Shopkeeper: How can i help?
Kayleigh: What the fuck you chink? why you lookin a' me like dat fo? I aint a chav..U wna smack? gimme a packet a' fags..and a vodka
Dad: Your a waste of space!
Ashleigh: What..so i'm 14 wid 5 kids without their dads, no where to live, got AIDS from 57 people ..so what?
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Regarded as sexually impotent, if not a parent of three by fifteen.
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One of the lowest social stereotypes, chavs are normally seen outside a local shop, such as budgens or the co-op. You can generally tell if they are chavs by making someone who is stereotyped as emo past them and seeing if they shout stupid and hardly worthwhile comments at them. Commonly found in the nightmares of old ladies, chavs are generally anti social and aggressive, unless by themselves, then they turn into stuttering idiots.
Chav 1- "oi shithead, go slit your wrists with a rusty razor blade"
Chav 2- "oi mate, i got so fuckin pissed last night and you never guess who i shagged"
Chav 1-"who?"
Chav 2-"ya mum!!"
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A foul species found mainly in inner city or subhurban Britain.
Both male and female, Chavs have many distinguished features and traits.
.Female Appearance.
-INDECENT use of orange foundation, applied in layers, with a clear line between the natural skin (usually pale) and the foundation.
-CLOGGED up mascara to give the spider legs eylash effect.
-TOO much blusher for the 'clown' look.
-BLEACHED blonde straw like hair, 3 inch black roots. Usually over straightend or scrunched- so it looks like rat tails. Hair worn down or in a slutty side ponytail.
-FAKE designer handbags, usually fake Louis Vuitton or Dior with a double 'o'.
-CHEAP jewellry from Argos, usually in the Elizabeth Duke range.
.Female Traits.
-USUALLY alot more aggressive and blatent then the male species. Will give filthy looks and make ludicrous comments in public at anyone who's not in a tracksuit. Very bitchy, has about 10 friends who are clones of eachoher who constantlly bitch about each other.
-HOLDS vapid conversations on her mobile, usally robbed, in public places to a 'friend' named 'Shanikqua'.
-WILL have some kinds of sexual intercourse by the time she is 14.
-SMOKES too much and applies cheap deodrant over the smell of smoke in school hours- which makes it smell 10x worse.
.Male Appearance.
-WEARS baggy cotton or nylon tracksuit bottoms with reebock classic trainers. Wears a Nike cap to cover his bald head.
-DEODRANT consists of Lynx, and too much of it.
-WEARS a man bag, small nylon creation thats really a fannypack- but calling them this will anger the chav into a hormonal rage were he sweats lynx.
-IF he has hair it is gelled excessivley with wilkinson 98p Gel, hence looking greasy and constantly wet.
.Male Traits.
-WILL walk on quietly if by himself. If with his native tribe he will hurl vile comments, intimidate old ladys, threaten you to a fight. (Really all mouth and no teeth anyway)
-ALSO smokes like a chimney and gathers White Lihtening from the local booze shop. This substance is consumed in parks, bus stops or bridges- the container left around on the floor for everyone else to step throgh.
-CUSTOMISES his nans old Vauxhall Nova with differant coloured doors, 2 engines, tacky wheels and flourecent lighting underneath the car.
Yes, a Chav is ignorant to other trends,cultures, races and religions. They will piss off everyone who has the misfortune of being in therye class by making it living hell. Dont piss on them if they were on fire. Of course, dont make eye contact and laugh/ignore pathetic sounds or comments they make at you.
chav 1: corralisha wheres ma fagz?!?!
chav 2: smoked em all lolz!
chav 1: YA LIL SLAG I HATE YA, MAH CHILD SUPPORT MONEY WERE ON DEM
chav 2: deres a fit lad!!
chav 1: OMG YEYE LETS SHAG HIM LOL.
chav 2: AND LIVE OFF TAX PAYAS MONEY
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