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When fucking a tourist on the beach, right before ejaculation, remove condom, cum inside her, throw sand in her eyes and take off down the beach like a "Sand Crab". She is then left on the beach, blinded, feeling stupid and pregnant.
Fucking tourist, Sand Crab them all!
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Word used to describe an ugly female face.
Bloke 1: That girl is hot.
Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
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A Fire Arm a "Blood" uses to shoot a "Crip"(crab)
"Yo dawg hand me my crab blaster(blasta for ebonical use) I see me one of thos crips right there.
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After beating off, and you realise that you have no tissue in near you to wipe up your cum, this is the walk you do to get to the bathroom when you don't want to spill any cum on the floor.
Pervert: I just exploded on to myself, but I need some toilet paper to wipe up my juice. I better commence my crab walkin'.
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A weekly sporting event hosted by local celebrity Kris Littler. Hermit crabs with numbers on their shell are picked by the bar patrons and given names, example: Crabracadabra, Iona Trailer, Amanda Beunder. The crabs are then put under a bowl in the center of a specially built crab racing table that is Peta approved. 10 qualifying races are held, each heat winner gets a prize and then all 10 winners have one final races for a grand prize.
Come to Trafik to see the Crab Races with Kris.
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mrs beheney’s crab cakes
the beheneys wifi password is crab cake
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A girl who has had more cock than Brokeback Mountain and who is the receptacle and transmitter of crabs. Someone who can spread crabs to an entire bowling league, football team, bachelor party, high school, or Magic club. This person tends to be either the town whore or the quiet "girl next door" who has secretly fucked every Tom, Dick and Harry in a 50 mile radius. Synonyms: Cum Dumpster, Gutter Slut, Cock Queen, Cootie Catcher, Crotch Cracker
"Oh my god, you slept with her! She is such a Crab Net."
"The Crab Net just walked into the bar. What do you think she will snag tonight?"
"You don't want to sleep with him, he's gotten himself caught up in a Crab Net."
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