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Eyeball Creature

Someone described as a stupid person. Very stupid.

???: you Eyeball Creature! You tried to snatch my Enderman Doll.
Becky: I didn’t mean to..

by snatcher October 11, 2019


creatures of habit

a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ peiople resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit

by Sexydimma May 3, 2012


Filthy Creature

Micheal Hale

That Micheal Hale cunt, is a filthy creature. He spat on me!

by Unkowna December 14, 2018


Joey (Creature/species)

Jolichus Bronchitis, a subspecies of elephant. A purple creature with 3 legs who uses its snut to poke and breed other Joeys.

Joey (Creature/species) communicates through actions.

by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023


creatured out

Sex drug and money

I was creatured out

by Fyf byrd January 10, 2018


I'm a creature of the dark

Gracie McGarrah is a creature of the dark.

I'm a creature of the DARK!!!!!!!!!!! It means I do be a dark creature.

by Dark Creature September 21, 2020


I'm a creature of the dark

Gracie McGarrah is a creature of the DARK!!!!!!!!!! It means I do be a dark creature.

I'M A CREATURE OF THE DARK!!!!!!!!

by Dark Creature September 21, 2020