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The act of shitting in a girls pillow case and whipping round the room blindfolded till you hit her.
The missus was saying we should spice things up in the bedroom she wasn't expecting the dirty paddy
Sex position. When giving head to a girl, rise to your knees and lift your girls bum up with you. Once you have done this roll your girl onto her head so she is in a backwards somersault position looking away from you and hold her there. Place one arm on the back of her hamstrings to keep her legs back and tucked in toward her face, this should leave her bum facing straight up in the air. From here reach around and play with her clit with your other hand, then bury your tongue in her ass, giving the ultimate rimjob. Once achieved, it's as if your pushing the button on a bubbler (her clit) and having a drink (her bum hole) .. She will love it.
"I got drunk and picked up a girl from the pub, the dirty bubbler was born that night in a sexual frenzy in her bed as I am a bit obsessed with giving girls head and rimjobs. I realisesd the world had to be told while driving to work the next day"
A Dirty Nicholas is when you fuck a chick at the top of the stairs and then ride her down the stairs like a toboggan with your dick still in her. Note: the stairs must be carpeted and the carpet must be white.
I gave that bitch a dirty nicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.
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A corrupt cop, usually abusing authority or taking parts in illegal activities.
Chief of Police: Everytime Officer Meekins arrests some big-time gangbanger they have no cash on them, I think he takes the cash, he's probably a dirty cop.
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when a guy shits in another guy's coffee and blames it on the barista
Hey, did you hear what I did for Barry's Birthday? I gave him a dirty yoda.
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traditional turkey gravy that has been tweaked with a squirt of man juice and served special to annoying fathead in-laws at Thanks Giving dinner...
I couldn't resist making a special saucer of dirty gravy for the old lady's parents at Thanks Giving. I'll probably do it again for Christmas. Happy Holidays.
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of half sweet tea and half Jack Daniels No. 7. Created by college students at the University of Wisconsin- Oshkosh.
Lets go to the bar and slam some Dirty G's with Jackson!
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