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A Dirty Mott, AKA Upper Decker, is the disturbing act of defacating in the upper tank region of a toilet. While something of this nature requires superb balance, bowel control and ass-eye coordination, perhaps the most important skill is simply the balls-out willingness to shit in someones toilet tank.
"Good god, somebody hit our toilet with a dirty mott!"
"What the fu..." Blake trailed off in disgust as he realized the brown substance flushing INTO the toilet bowl from the tank was the result of a dirty mott.
The type of guy that will peel the skin from your body and offer it to your mom as a Halloween costume.
There was a time dirty vinnie asked logan why he had a 1.6 gpa and asking girls for head...it was also dirty vinnie who told logan he should use his instead
A Dirty Nicholas is when you fuck a chick at the top of the stairs and then ride her down the stairs like a toboggan with your dick still in her. Note: the stairs must be carpeted and the carpet must be white.
I gave that bitch a dirty nicholas and now I have to pay to have her nose fixed and her carpet cleaned.
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A corrupt cop, usually abusing authority or taking parts in illegal activities.
Chief of Police: Everytime Officer Meekins arrests some big-time gangbanger they have no cash on them, I think he takes the cash, he's probably a dirty cop.
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when a guy shits in another guy's coffee and blames it on the barista
Hey, did you hear what I did for Barry's Birthday? I gave him a dirty yoda.
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traditional turkey gravy that has been tweaked with a squirt of man juice and served special to annoying fathead in-laws at Thanks Giving dinner...
I couldn't resist making a special saucer of dirty gravy for the old lady's parents at Thanks Giving. I'll probably do it again for Christmas. Happy Holidays.
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of half sweet tea and half Jack Daniels No. 7. Created by college students at the University of Wisconsin- Oshkosh.
Lets go to the bar and slam some Dirty G's with Jackson!
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