door mouse

A censored version of "dumb ass" for use in front of your kids or co-workers.

Code for "A total moron"

Mom: Johnny's friend is a total door mouse. He got a pencil stuck up his nose again at school.

Dad: I know what you mean. This is the second time. Maybe they shouldn't play together so much.

Johnny: Do door mice like pencils, mommy?

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Suicide door

A door that is deeply unhappy or depressed and likely to commit suicide.

I can't help but feel bad for that suicide door

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Screen Door

When someones asshole is so hairy the hair acts like a "screen door".

I tried to put it in her ass but she had a serious screen door.

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Dutch Door

Bisexual, as in one who swings both ways.

Whoa, that guy is a Dutch Door

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lamborghini doors

Door that open upward. Usualy front doors of custom made Tuning cars.

Orgininaly equiped on Lamborghini Countach/Diablo/Murcielago etc...

I just put some sick lamborghini doors on my M3.

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Door prize

Slamming into an open car door.

I was just riding down the street, then some bastard gave me a door prize.

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Door Whore

A lady who behaves in an overly familiar fashion in order to gain the recognition of nightclub door men, and thus, free entry into the aforementioned venues.

"Put your arse away Issy, you harlot door whore."

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