Name for the following act.
Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.
The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.
Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.
Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast
Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
When you take your pointer, middle, and ring finger on both hands and insert in to a vagina, then pull them apart. Your hands should look like claws.
Guy1: dude im gonna eagle grab that bitch so hard and see how she likes that!
guy2: Dude! Thats so Gross!
a group of cold blooded motherfuckers
DAMN look at that stone eagle over there fucking shit up
A special species of Eagles located only in Australia & a place far away that you're not supposed to know about.
"Wow, I thought Zobmondian Eagles were ugly!"
When you are penetrating your loved one then jump in the air spread eagle and cum on them.
Do you want to cream eagle tonight?
When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.
After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.
Championship YWCA League All Women's ball team formed in January of 2011. Glittened Eagles, the name itself, is named after the famous Minneapolis Bar "The Eagle" and the word Glittened comes from Glittered, however the penmanship was poor so the interpreter of the name misspelled the r for an n. This team is complied of the brightest and sexiest group of soccer players and professional runners in the midwest.
The Glittened Eagles basketball has been dominating the basketball ring this year.
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