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What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.
To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."
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a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"
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When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.
Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.
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Wanna be elitist hipsters who ride fixed-gear bicycles
Look at that fixed-gear bicycle queer!
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a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"
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Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.
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I Can Fix Her
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even think it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym when you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.
Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.
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