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Carrollton is a backwoods metropolis. Yeah... the definition of an oxymoron. One half preppy the other half ghetto. You can go to the squire shop on the square or get shot on Alabama street, there is no in between. You can’t be a kid without hanging out at the skating rink.
Carrollton Ga: wear loafers or get shot 🤷🏼 ♀️
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When a woman is cheating on you and a friend tells you before you find oit
Hey bro I found out your girl drop the gas with my brother and is having sex at her place
From when after filling up your vehicle's gas tank, it is above the Full line. In a sense holding more gas than physically possible.
David: ROAD TRIP TO BERKELEY FOR SOME CINNAMON ROLLS!!!
Matt: Why are you yelling?
David: Cuz we gots free gas. So it's free.
or
Maddie: Do you have any free gas so we can we go on an adventure Gab-riella?
Gabby: Absolutely Madeline Rose.... should we invite Paige?
Maddie & Gabby: Nawwww.
a gas like piece of absolute shit, that stinks out the whole facility in which it is escaped.
Audrey: 'Its stinks like a piece of absolute shit in here'
Amy- 'what a coincidence because I just had the pleasure of a Gas Hondo
When the price of gas flucuates on a daily basis due to the struggling ecomony and your not even sure when you should purchase gas hoping when you do the gas prices are down when in fact they actually went up about 20 cents overnight.
Ron: "It cost me $86.00 to fill my Expedition up. Last week it was $83.00!"
Will: "I know man! I'm so sick and tired of these gas games being played."
The best clan to ever exist, however, is extremely underrated.
First Guy: Have you ever heard of Gas Clan?
Second Guy: What the hell is a Gas Clan?
First Guy: Shows second guy a Gas Clan video...
Second Guy: Holy shit they are amazing!
The foul gas that emanates from ones anus thus having a certain shit waft.
'Shit gas' must not be mistaken for a 'fart' - 'shit gas' is far more potent and offensive.
One could say "What is that dreadful smell? It smells like 'shit gas'.
"I can smell 'shit gas', is that you Gary?"
"My god, what have you eaten? - Your 'shit gas' stinks.