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I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.
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Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.
That girl you went home with was ugly, aahh thats ok she was a Spunk Goblin
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An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.
Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!
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A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.
Let's invite Kevin to come with!
He won't come, he's being a garage goblin today.
when you drink too much and have sex with an enormously obese chick, and wake up to shit stains in your bed.
Yo dude, I got goblin stains in my bed last night
A person who has done so much crack, they literally look like the goblin, Gollum, off of Lord of the Rings; another word for crackheads
Person #1: Watch out for those dark alleys and ghetto gas station parking lots. The salt goblins come out at all times searching for their precious.
Mine goblins are creatures of folklore derived from stories told from generation to generation by the people of Sawcon, Russia. They are said to live in mines and prey on miners excavating their habitats. One of the most popular stories of mine goblins, has to be the story of Candice. In this legend, a girl named Candice supposedly comes sick with a case of ligma, but the only way she could cure her ligma, was by obtaining the legendary stone of Sugma. She went into the mines of her hometown (Sawcon), and searched for the glowing red jewel. She unfortunately ran into a group of mine goblins, who ate her alive. The end. It is thought that parents would tell their kids this story in the hopes that their children wouldn't go into the dangerous mines.
"Have you heard of the recent sightings of Mine Goblins in the caves"
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