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Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.
The chick to the right is drinking water, coffee, and juice. That bitch is a beverage goblin.
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An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.
Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!
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Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.
That girl you went home with was ugly, aahh thats ok she was a Spunk Goblin
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when you drink too much and have sex with an enormously obese chick, and wake up to shit stains in your bed.
Yo dude, I got goblin stains in my bed last night
A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.
Let's invite Kevin to come with!
He won't come, he's being a garage goblin today.
A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.
Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.
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When that Hawaii boy gets his fourth glass of Hennessy and there's no stopping him.
"Hey should we get another drink?"
"Not unless you want to meet the PARTY GOBLIN"
"When are we going home?"
"Well the party goblin has been unleashed so not until dawn.