Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

Stump grinders

A gay dating site for midgets

The gay midget got a hookup on Stump grinders

boot grinder

When one takes his/her fork and scrapes food off of it only using the bottom teeth as if scraping excriment off the bottom of your boot on a curb.

Austen: Did you see how that dude ate his food?
Nick: Yea what a fucking boot grinder!

Whistle Grinder

Another term for a die grinder used by Bob Nav

You have a whistle grinder, that ain’t no whistle grinder

tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts

Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.

Granny Grinder

A person who loves to grind on grannies

James is a granny grinder

Cushion grinder

An expelling of air from one’s butt into a cushion, making an obnoxious grinding-like noise.

Brenda: what the he’ll kind of fart was that?
Bob: yeah! It was a real cushion grinder!!