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A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.
She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.
I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
What one calls their friend in an annoying way repeatedly whilst intoxicated.
Dude! Shut the fuck up! Your shitfaced...WAZEL HORRNNNS!!! WAZEL HORNS!!!!!
An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.
My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.
I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.
I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
Like a hot flash but instead it’s that brief period of time that you are extremely horny.
Wife to husband -“ want to turn on a movie for the kids and meet me in the bedroom?”
Husband to wife- “are you having a horn flash?”
Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.
I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
When the clit of a vagina hangs down.
Cheyenne has a guinnea horn.
The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.
Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!
Person 2: Be right over!
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