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The art of taking a shitwhilst squatting a little bit higher than the seat to make a large and very loud splash, usually used when others are around to hear your splash and do not do this in your own toilet as splashback is not nice
*plop plop plop plop*
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen
The act of taking a shit in a fat persons belly button.
Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"
The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!
A discriminatory term for homeless transgender Australians
I was driving down main street when a literal kangaroo ran right down the road in front of me.
A racial pejorative for Aussies used by Dave Rubin on Devils Advocate with Skylar Turden
A literal kangaroo would just run right in front of you!
An ethnic slur for Australian people, first popularized by anti-gay Youtuber Dave Rubin.
They've got kangaroos just running in public. You'll be driving your car and have a LITERAL KANGAROO will just whoosh by.
A pejorative used against a indigenous Australians.
"Did you know in Australia they have literal kangaroos just running around."