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a really toxic girl. all she does is talk bad about almost everyone. yeah she seems really sweet and nice but once you get to know her she is the worst person you could ever friends with. if you have a friend named kelsey then you need to get better friends. kelsey is the worst friend ever. she's popular but not in the good way. if you know a kelsey, stay away at all costs. it's better if you aren't friends with her.
person 1: "i have a new friend named kelsey!"
person 2: "omg do not be friends with her you will regret it!"
Kelsey is someone you don’t wanna call your father. Kelsey is what you call a “sperm donor.” Kelsey is a bastard, piece of shit and a pathological liar and a MF that likes to gaslight people. Kelsey tends to break a lot of hearts and give people trust issues.
Ex. Kelsey- never paid child’s support
Ex. Kelsey- all talk no action
Ex. Kelsey- always makes you think your the bad person but in reality your not
A smart well rounded girl, typically with hazel eyes. Often drinking and being drunk. Has an internet addiction and is often very skinny. Hypochondriac, and drama queen.
Kelsey is a generally nice girl.Shes super fun loving and is always up for something.Taking photos of herself and just about everything is her specialty.From lip kits to horseback riding a Kelsey never a dull friend she is very trust worthy and will NEVER let you down.BEWARE OF ALL THE STUPID BOYS THAT TRAIL BEHIND HER
Woman:Oh doesn’t Kelsey do makeup
Man #1:Oh she does horse back riding I’m pretty sure
Man #2:She does it all guys
Kelsey is a very beautiful and unique girl. She loves you for you, not for anything you have or can provide. She’ll stick with through everything even if she’s mad at you. And most importantly, she’s mine.
Who are you dating?
I’m dating my perfect Kelsey.
Kelsey is a D1 hater, Foul mouthed individual, Big black guy that torments his friends for fun. He's a very good friend when he's not calling you a "knit wit", "troglodyte", "Fuck niggas", "Heathen", and things of that nature. Kelsey's main victim is Eric a lil nigga and another lil nigga named Joe who isn't a nigga. Kelsey can be spotted anywhere as long as it's convenient for him. Incase you encounter Kelsey...-don't talk to me fuck niggas I'm listening to music 😐
"Kelsey is the self embodiment of hate"