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Being able to make money without working hard for it.
Procuring real estate valued much higher . . . The Hoover Maneuver. Walking into money . . . The Hoover Maneuver. Name of a NJ boat also.
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A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.
Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."
There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
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A fetish maneuver executed during, after or before intercourse. Developed by Dr Harold Shitman, the Shitman Maneuver is where one stands on ones head (or in an up-side-down position) and shits on their own balls. Then, ones sexual partner can either lick it off, play with it, or rub their own genitalia on it.
I pulled out a Shitman last night in the bedroom - i am now getting a divorce.
The Shitman Maneuver requires balance, poise, and many rolls of paper towel.
I lose my shit over the Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver.
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The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.
When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."
"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."
BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!
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When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
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The act of derailing someone's argument by responding immediately to the use of the words "Still Though" with the word "Dildo", with hopefully flustering effects
Graham: That movie sucked cow dick
Kyle: Still though-
Graham: DILDO!!!
Kyle: *Exasperated Sigh* I wish you would stop making shit up like the "Still Though-Dildo Maneuver"
Graham: Hey, you always walk right into it.
Kyle: Still though-
Graham: DILDO!!!
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The African dust bowl manuver is an act in which 2 people, guy or gal any combination can do, the impaler wipes his hand across a dusty surface and before he finishes, wipes the dust on his penis and sticks it back in, giving the illusion of a dust bowl.
Sentence: Man, that Western Dust bowl maneuver hurt last night, it was like sand paper in my vagina.