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When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.
Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.
Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...
Gay idiot who loves anime men and girls. He spends most of his time watching My Hero Academia and watching more anime. He is a mega weeb.
Person 1: "Have you seen the new weeb weird kid? He's such Melvin Squigglebottom"
Person 2: "Yeah he probably is gay!"
Weeb: "UwU We have some sussy baka's"
A kid who got dumped at summercamp and got his heartbroken.
Black guy: Aye man, sorry that you got dumped.
White guy: Its alright. I feel like a Leelin/Melvin
Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.
“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.
Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”
Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions
"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"
"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.
As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.
Holy shit we just Melvined the whole fucking thing.