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1.an away message that can be used by anyone for any occasion
2.an away message some1 always has up
Randy: Hey you know where bob is?
Mike: lets check his away, o it says "out"
Randy: So where is he?
Mike: Hes out
Randy: and that is where?
Mike: Out
Randy: Where the fuck is he?
Mike: I dont think your getting this..
Randy: god damn universal away messages
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Receiving messages through Facebook or Twitter from your current love interested who seems interested, to then receiving either no messages or blunt messages with no feeling or personality and alternating between the two. (Spin on phrase Direct Messages or 'DMs'
Boy 1: 'Yo, you been talking to Shanice lately?'
Boy 2: 'Yeah man but she's sending me Direct Mixed Messages again'
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When you send a text message that expresses extreme anger.
Wayne sent an angry text message to Dee last night.
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What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.
"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."
"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."
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Where I've been modded more times than I can count.... still a fun place to be though. Also a place where some boards are overrun with trolls that can't spell.
User 1: Hey, I have a question. If you put really hot butter in a chick's clit, will it burn her?
User 2: No shit. What in the fuck are YOU smoking?
User 3: Yes.
User 4: OMFG teh LOLZ yu n00b wtfwtfwtf dpsht mothrfcker yu sck bitch
User 1: Thanks!
User 2: Dumbass....
Mod: *moderates Users 2 and 4*
User 2: What the fuck? Dipshit! In Soviet Russ-*gets shot*
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When you don't text someone back (i.e. that annoying fucker you gave your number to) so NO ONE you actually want to hear from replies to your texts.
Friend: God, I wish he would just text me back.
Friend 2: Then stop ignoring other texts. It's your text message karma.
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When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.
I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.
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