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When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.
Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?
Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
Has no bitches. None.
Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches
When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.
I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.
When you put 2 or more pieces of food inside a microwave at the same time.
Jim: Hey can I put my food in with yours?
John: Yeah, come on in. Join in the microwave orgy.
This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.
When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.
When you take apart a computer for the uranium capacitors and lithium battery and make meth while guarding your house with 3 butaium cans at 50000ftlbs each to .3g of production grade uranium in a pressure chamber of the microwave or firearm to manufacture a nuclear 3xplosion
Yell Capacitor in the microwave to ensure eyes