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Jesus Moment

When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.

(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)

Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment

by edp4452 January 8, 2022


fuckover moment

An unfortunate event

"8:45AM and I realize I periodblooded through my pants... had to give presentation in front of the class... just a fuckover moment."

by clownpenis0 June 9, 2009


Dash Moment

An unusual moment that usually occurs due to a lack of thinking or prior knowledge.

Person A: Why did you do that?
Person B: Sorry, it was just a Dash Moment.

by gfrl November 10, 2022


YouTube Moment

Coined by YouTuber and Twitch Streamer RTGame.

Def. 1) An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.

Def. 2) An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.

Ugh did you see what that guy did? What a YouTube Moment.

Wow! That was incredible! YouTube Moment!

by mercurytheperson January 22, 2023


Tushita Moment

a blanket term for all situations that merit a reaction of disappointment.

Did you hear about that one message that had to be edited ten times before it made sense? What a Tushita Moment.

by Asian Billy February 9, 2022


Guy moment

A moment shared between a group of (guy) friends which may be described as amusing, jovial or funny.

John: Remember when all the guys got together and we sung the Halo theme song in the school’s bathroom?

Ben: Yeah man, that was such a guy moment.

by psuedo-anthropology January 10, 2019


kodak moment

a rare, one time, moment that is captured by a picture, or should have been captured by a picture.

Aww!.. They look soo happy sitting there by the lake! That's definetly a kodak moment!

by LiL' LAdY November 3, 2006

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