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A movie that one either consciously puts in the dvd player or finds on a cable channel with the purpose of providing nothing more than cheap thrills or background noise.
"What did you do last night?"
"Man, I just put in Evil Dead and spaced. It's my drool movie."
That feeling of growing panic and insanity that one feels at times when he does not have access to any "compatible" video entertainment.
Girl (dejectedly scanning her new guy's bedroom bookshelf that's neatly stacked with row upon row of boxed DVD sets) Aw, c'mon, hunny... “the Back to the Future trilogy"... “The Bionic Woman, all three seasons"... "Jacques Cousteau, the Odyssey and Exploration series"... "Knight Rider, the complete series"... "MacGyver, the seven seasons and two films"... oh, my word --- "The Red Green Show, the complete FIFTEEN SEASON series"??? "The Six Million Dollar Man boxed set"???? And then you've got classic westerns, PBS documentaries, real-life mystery compilations, history of technology films... how's a girl supposed to be entertained around here??? You've got nuthin' but GUY movies!
Guy: (gently) Well, what do you expect, sweet cheex? I AM a guy, so naturally I would have collected male-oriented entertainment. I can see how you would feel a bit of movie madness, though, without any Mary-Kate 'n' Ashley or Hannah Montana programs to watch.
An expression to describe sub-saharan operaters of tik-tok movie acccounts when they fail to upload the next part of a a movie within 5 minutes.
Sub-saharan man: *Makes movie part 1 clip*
Comments: Its been 2 minutes movie boy
chop chop movie boy
no breaks movie boy
Sub-saharan man: *posts part 2 of movie clip* Please don't call me movie boy.
Comments: post part 3 movie boy.
chop chop movie boy
* And so the cycle repeats*
Sony Pictures decided to throw a party, and one of the workers brought drugs. The whole HQ got stoned, then one guy decided to fuck another man, in an emoji outfit. The man soon after, gave birth to the emoji movie.
Guy: So, what do you think of the emoji movie?
Girl: It was mankind's biggest mistake. It is worse than the holocaust.
One of the most cancerous things in the world and the biggest waste of time and money and some may consider to be a waste of space too.
After watching The Emoji Movie I want to kill myself.
That one movie that made almost every teen on their phones by encouraging it rather than criticising. It's about emojis, apps and nothing else.
The Emoji Movie 2: Death of the Emojis in cinemas March 27th