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(my friend ask this the other day and I came up with this answer)
ORT: Other Room Talking; a common occurrence where in your domestic partner starts talking to you from another room in the same residence without any concern of whether or not you are listing. This is triggered by being in the same building. Response to this is veritable and not subject to any decipherable condition. More study and deeper research is needed in this area to find the cause or and possible cure for this milady.
why does my wife/husbin wait for me to be across the house before they start talking to me?
dude it's OTR Other Room Talking
It is how you put a lot of work into a relationship and we finally have role models.
IMELINDA, asks BILL "can you tell me , your spending , ALL YOUR TIME!!!! onnnnn GOOD READS and not looking at ME , won't say ( under her breath, YOUR DICK FARM!!!!),BILL, that STUPID FOUNDATION SHIT!!!!, ,CLIMATE CHANGE CRAP!!!, I won't be around," , IMELINDA, name the last time we FRENCHED!!!!, and if you want climate change , then WHY DON'T YOU COME TO YOUR DICK FARM!!!!, HUFFing", I met these awesome ASSHOLES on AI on my GOOD READS , we read BILL'S mind , DEMONSTRATIVE SELF CONVERSING so I said, nah never, I am pushing a wheelbarrow , I just went to BEND OR, what you saying BILL, SHOOT ME WITH YOUR AI(LOVE MANDARIN), listen BILLY BOY, as you cranking WE CAME AS ROMANS , as you are ALBUQUERQUE ,NEW MEXICO DAYS as being MISFIT , as IMELINDA, you miss PAUL don't you????, I did hear you playing , JAMES BROWN , TURN ME ON I'M A SEX MACHINE yes BILL, "WHAT THE HELL you gonna do with your PUSSY when we divorce, "as you know how possessive I AM , remember the INTERNET EXPLORER DAYS, those dumb asses , had quite a time getting rid of INTERNET EXPLORER , as making impossible, " when I came upon that idea, I grabbed that PISSIVATOR so I would not PISS MY PANTS with SHIT AND GIGGLES, " what is cool is now you are giving away your MICROSOFT PACKAGES for gratis, ,well IMELINDA that is part of the DIVORCE SETTLEMENT as you know me IMELINDA , GOOD READS!!!?? and that's as I enjoyed YELLING AT EACH OTHER!!!!, it is work well done for our relationship, is YOUR DICK FARM closed IMELINDA?"
A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.
If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!
being on your period. When a girl says she's 'in japan' it means she has her period
"Sorry, can't go swimming today. I am in Japan." (Japan other meaning)
This phrase is very dangerous and will destroy whoever it is being said to.
Friend:Your sister a mister
You: Your brother the other
Friend; Disintegrates
It's a relationship but not a relationship, they're undefinable.
Hey dude! We are in a no other go relationship.
When two girls that you are currently "with" or with find out about eachother.
Dude 1: Sally found out ive been hooking up with Betty.
Dude 2: What a bad Clash of The Other Kind!