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A Rating Scale ranging from 1-10 used to judge the attractiveness of a female based on how good she would look if she was going to prom.
To calculate a Prom Night rating one must account for professionally done make-up and hair. Spray-tan, self-tanner and other skin enhancing products must be accounted for as well.
Normal Female 1-10 Scale Conversion rate: +2 per point.
Jenny real world: 6
Jenny at prom: 8
Tom: Yeah, I met Jeff's sister the other day.
Mike: Oh yeah? Is she pretty good looking?
Tom: Eh, she's probably an 8 on the Prom Night Scale. .
Mike: That's not too bad if you see her at a wedding.
A prom carnation is when a man receives a blow job and or pulls out ejaculating on a girls dress or blouse leavinga prom carnation.
Becky was blowing me but made me pull out so I left her a little prom carnation on her shirt.
Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.
Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever
Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.
the more extreme version of blue balls, but experienced when throwing tons of money on renting a tux, getting a limo, flowers/corsage, and despite getting teased all night--end up with nothing happening.
Man 1: "John, what's wrong?"
Man 2: "It's Jennie. I shelled out over 6 Benjamins for that party and all she gave me was prom nuts."
When you talk to someone you barely know in hopes on them asking you to their prom. Breaking up with your boyfriend and getting back together right around prom just so your ass isnt date less.
Friend: I just broke up with my boyfriend
Other friend: Omg who are you gonna go to prom with?
Friend: Omg you right, imma get back together with him.
Other friend: Omg youre such a prom digger
A posh way for schools to thank leaving Year 11 pupils for not being a dickhead on the last day of school.
You got invited to your school prom? Well done, congratulations for not pressing the fire alarm or lighting fireworks in your English classroom on the last day!