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A lip ring is inserted into your lip after having it pierced.
Something a lot of people have these days.
Can be on the top or bottom lip. Anywhere along the lip line.
labrets are NOT lip rings. Labrets are lower than lip rings, as in they're not on the lip line.
"Whoa, that 70 year old woman has five lip rings!"
"No, that would be my sister."
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A ring of any shape and size as long as it’s not from a gum machine that portray you marrying he/or she in the near future. Most likely you two will never marry or you would have given her an engagement ring
Baby, with this promise ring. I promise that some day, don't know when or don't know how but we will get married...Now close the door,it's getting a little chilly
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In Tolkienish mythology, the one master controlling ring, fashioned by the Dark Lord Suron in secret deep in the mines of moria. It can only be destroyed by casting it into the fires of mount Doom in the evil land of Mordor. It is, By Frodo, Son of Drogo, heir of Bilbo Baggins, who inherited Bilbo's estate of Bag end when he left for the elven stronghold of rivendell on his 111st birthday. THe one ring has a good amount of the power of The dark one and corrupts those who hold onto it for too long, though it has a mind of its own. It was originally cut from the hand of Sauron by Isildur, KIng of Gondor, who kept it instead of casting it into the fires from where it came. It then came to the hands of Smaegol, later to be known as Gollum. GOllum retreated into a cave in the Misty mountains and hid there, allowing the ring to turn him to the control of Sauron. Bilbo Baggins found the ring, and kept it, after "winning" it from gollum in a riddle contest. THe ring then went with Bilbo back to Bag end, where he kept it for many years, until his heir frodo inherited it, and began the quest to destroy it, thus becoming the ringbearer. He eventually did, destroying the ring for all eternity.Below it the full text of the elven verse written on the One ring, the RIng of Power (as produced by the chronicles of the Lord of the Rings, printed in 1965)
Three RIngs for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
only the lines "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them/One RIng to bring them all and in the darkness bind them" are inscribed in fire-writing on the ring (fire-writing being writing that only appears when something is cast into a fire)
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The ring around a woman’s butthole, especially when it’s darker.
Yo dude, did you see her Saturn’s Ring? It’s so much darker! I wanna fuck it so badly.
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A fake wedding band, engagement ring or ring set worn on the ring finger by a woman who wants to appear to be "taken" to avoid being hit on by men.
All of these male customers keep asking me if I have a boyfriend, I'm going to start wearing my wolf ring during my shift.
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The ring in your asshole that gets stretched when you take a monstrous shit and is usually very sore after doing so
Dude My asshole ring FUCKING kills i just took a monstrous shit.
Last night i wriggled into my girlfriends asshole ring with my 13 inch cock!
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a book which if you like you are not "uncool" , but you are simply on a higher level than the cavemen who claim that people who read the said book attain more "pussy"
the lord of the rings is a good book
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