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perpetual dibs on a particular seat. does not apply just to vehicles - may be used anywhere. when you leave your seat, if you call golden seat then you get your seat back indefinitely.
amy rae called golden seat on my new pimped out ride, that beeyotch
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1. to hit someone in the family jewels (a.k.a. the seat, the junk, the baby maker, the twig and berries)
2. to hit someone in the balls as a form of punishment or torture.
1. When Jim wasn't looking I decided to give him a punch in the seat and he doubled over in pain.
2. The stupid sonofabitch wouldn't tell me where he hid the cash so I had Vinnie and Nunzio hold him down and I had to give him a punch in the seat a few times before he talked.
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1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.
2: A pair of tits
1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.
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when your gettin a bj while taking a shit
my girl got me a preacher seat the other night
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any passanger seat of any car.
guy 1: I wanna drive
guy 2: Not a chance i will not sit cunt seat
When the toilet seat is still warm from the previous person who used it
An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.
Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.
Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…