Seed God

A term given to a person in a friendship group who always relates everything back to sexual innuendo's. He / She will go to great measures to make the extraordinary, ordinary.

"Did you see what Davide did? He staked out that place for some birds then ended up with 3!" "Yeah, what a seed god!"

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bird seed

Weed, marijuana, green, etc.
(Cockney) rhyming slang: bird seed = weed; but spoken or written, not "weed" but "bird".

1. "Two bags of bird seed ("seed" which rhymes with "weed" is unspoken) if you please ... Two bags of bird, man ..."

2. "If there ever was a bird brain, it's this mutha ..."

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Please Seed

When you are using a bittorent client and when you go to download it, people are saying 'please seed' and losing their shit because no one is seeding once your download is complete you don't seed cos that's for pussies

Seeder "please seed your torrents man, it helps the torrent community"

Non-Seeder "Nah fuck that seeding is for pussies"

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watering the seed

The process of urinating inside the ass or vagina after ejaculating inside the receptive partner.

Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.

After Mike bred me he decided to finish by watering the seed.

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Plant the seed

When a woman sucks a guys dick and the guy before coming violently shoves his dick in her ass and violently cums in her ass

Man i did the plant the seed with Mia last night

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bird seed

A bird seed is a skanky girl who claims she's a St. Louis Cardinals fan.

e.x. look at all this bird seed on opening day.

e.x. Joe just went to the game for the bird seed.

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Sowing the seeds

A form of bad caucasian dancing. Make two 'casting the seeds' motions from the hip, first to one side then the other, while basically walking in place.

'Oh man, I saw someone sowing the seeds at the disco last night.'

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