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When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.
My life is so sheets and robes right now.
Satin sheets on a bed used to quickly dismount after sex.
My spinout sheets gave me the advantage of a quick get-a-way after shooting my load on her face.
When the bed sheets are shifted during a sexual encounter
my woman's giving me some serious sheet shifting tonight. If you know what I mean ;)
A man so desperate for pussy that he'd sniff a woman's bed sheets just to get a whiff of that sweet poontang.
That pathetic sheet sniffer, couldn't get laid even if he was a billionaire.
When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.
My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.
1) a sheet made of water resistant material that can be lain on the ground to keep you dry
2) a military chick, most often in the army, that sleeps around with guys during field excersises
1) I laid my ground sheet down because the grass it was wet.
2) Shit, Sara is such a ground sheet. She fucked just about every guy during that week long ex.