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When you fuck or jerk off so long and hard that your bedsheets are sweaty and wet and smell like a swamp, also occurs in really hot rooms, sex under the blankets, and in rare cases vehicle back seats
"Hey bro don't sit on my bed I just rubbed one out and got a bad case of swamp sheets"
When your social life is so uneventful that the highlight of your day is talking about painfully mundane things like a high thread count and the comfort level of your robe.
My life is so sheets and robes right now.
When the bed sheets are shifted during a sexual encounter
my woman's giving me some serious sheet shifting tonight. If you know what I mean ;)
Satin sheets on a bed used to quickly dismount after sex.
My spinout sheets gave me the advantage of a quick get-a-way after shooting my load on her face.
as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!
Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!
Someone who is rather good and or aggressive and plesing during intercourse
He was an angle in the streets but a dog in the sheets
£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note
Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet