gear shift

A sexual act where a women grips a mans penis and moves it in the same way one moves the gear shift on a manual transmission car.

"Yo, diane surprised me with a gear shift last night, blew my load everywhere!"

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Power Shift

On a manual transmission car, power shifting is when you shift gears without using the clutch - waiting for just the right RPM, and then slamming the stick from one gear to the next.

Power shifting is advantageous if done correctly because you change gears without spending any time clutched in - during which time your car normally cannot accelerate.

"Dude that guy can power shift really good, if you race him, you'll get owned."

"... Yeah but I heard he's on this third tranny now."

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B-shift

1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduleing. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that B-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probly because A or C shift showed up.

Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"

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stick shift

dick, penis, cock...)

let yo bitch ride yo stick shift

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shift cake

the definition for shift cake has been lost over the years but the syrians believe it has something do with chicken francaise, french masons, or first aid cheesesteak-plains..aristotles apprentice sumer moussa says the true definition can be found in the Ov-shift-N..

yo french shift cake what up

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graveyard shift

Staying up all night playing Bioshock 2, usually requires resting up.

Reuben took a nap so he would be able to make it through the graveyard shift.

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Metrosexual-Shift

-A process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metrosexual). The Metrosexual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: Within the next few generations (present - 75 years), over 80% of men will become metrosexuals.

-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.

-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.

Contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is *NOT* secure in his sexuality and is undergoing the metrosexual-shift.

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