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i was about to slap my knee but i missed a slapped my shin. so i did a shin slapper
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antonym for a bad and cheesy joke
Guy 1: what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Guy 2: Idk what?
Guy 1: nacho cheese
Guy 2: now that's a knee-slapper!!!
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One whom excels in the art of playing with their own genatalier.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
Darnell: Look at that dyke over their, i bet she's a fanny slapper!
Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
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something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.
That was one heck of a knee-slapper.
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somebody who slaps kuffi's off of someone's head. its simple.
jim jones aka cristal sipper aka kuffi slapper
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The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.
Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.
Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.
If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.
Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like I’ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, I’ve had a tank slapper.
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A woman who makes patties. A derogatory term, no idea where it came from though!
She's a right old pattie slapper.
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