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smoker's lung

1) Something a seasoned tobacco/marijuana/meth smoker says when they have a coughing fit.

2) A serious condition that you should probably consult your doctor about.

Tom: *coughs like he's dying*
Gerald: Are you okay, Tom?
Tom: Yeah I'm good- it's just my smoker's lung acting up.
Gerald: Dude, you really need to quit smoking.
Tom: Shut up pussy or I'll cough on you.

by Princ. David Pierce May 3, 2018


Cock smoker

A small bbq smoker made for smoking penises before cooking them aimed at the hillbilly communities

God dam the bbq penises tasted mighty fine I think I ate 10 of them and it’s all down to my awesome cock smoker mmmmmmm

by Big T Hound October 21, 2021


smoker's promise

The person who makes the promise believes they can carry through with it but everyone else knows that they probably won't

Smoker's Promise- The classic "I can quit anytime"

by bonito kicker May 1, 2015


camel smoker

The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.

David is a great lover but boy, he sure is quite the camel smoker (laughs)

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017


winky smoker

a girl who tokes bare winkies.

shes such a winky smoker.

by BJWHITE August 20, 2017


Bogey Smoker

Bogey Smokers usually smoke 8 packs of bogeys a day the bogey smoker usually is named Angel Rosario. Angel Rosario is a kid with mental problems he will talk shit about you but then a day later hey wassup what school you going to. But the good thing about bogey smoker is that he came up with the fish jumpshot joke.......

.......He’s still a faggot bogey smoking fucktard who steals his moms credit card to not only buy v bucks but bogeys as well

Guy 1: What’s up bogey smoker

Bogey smoker: what’s up daddy you trying to put it in my butt

Guy 1: yeah but I got to warn you I have a hoodie so if you feel a little bit of crust don’t say anything

by J Definitions September 7, 2019


Clean smoker

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.

I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.

by WinifredAnn May 8, 2017