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A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.
don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"
Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person
Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.
Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf
The result of prolonged and over-enthusiastic deep throat where the lips turn blue from suffocation and vomit fills the mouth from gag reflex.
Jenny never sucked cock again after her excitement led to a Smurf Basket on her first time.
Hell yeah/Fuck yeah, anything related to the answer yes.
Mostly used when excited.
Did you get to touch her boobs?
Smurf Yeah!
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To throw a smoke grenade at the opposition while online on Gears of War 2. Upon being "popped a smurf" on, the phrase "smurfs ahoy" may be employed.
Team 1:"Lets get the fuck out of here. I'm poppin smurf!"
Team 2:"Smurfs Ahoy!"
*to Smurf a chick
When a group of 50 or more males have their way with one female.
this comes from the children's show "The Smurfs ", which shows a fully populated village thriving with only one female. DO THE MATH!!
-Dudes, we are about to smurf this chick!
-Yes we are!
- Wow we are really smurfing a chick
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The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs
Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn
That blue hose looks like a smurf penis
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