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When you're doing a girl on the beach and then right as you finish you pull out, grab a handful of sand, and throw it in her face and run.
Simone was so shocked when I pulled a sandy storm on her.
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Those dudes from Starwars that are dressed in white plastic armor...c'mon! You know the guys...
I am using this space to say nothing...yay!
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I was going to eat that girl out last night, but she had a snow storm going on
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"Storming the Castle" is a sexual act in which the female fills her vaginal cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect penis into the vagina, effectively deep frying his phallus.
Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.
My cat, Meatball, likes watching me storming the castle by myself at night.
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When a conversation becomes nothing but a chain of quotes from a piece of popular culture, because one person was dumb enough to think that quoting is the same as making a real joke. Usually caused by quotes from internet memes or sitcoms.
A: "Hey Joe, you want a piece of candy?"
J: "Candy? Like from candy mountain!"
C: "CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!"
B: "CANDY MOUNTAIN"
F: "CANDY MOUNTAIN"
A: "Dammit Joe, you've started a quote storm!"
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A massive fart that smells rally bad, and is also very wet
Oh man dude, I just had one of the biggest butthole storms.
Dude that sucks bro, are your panties wet?
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The mysterious effect that clumps most births to 9 months after a major snowstorm. Experts predict that a cold night without electricity incites cuddling in bed, coupled with the subsequent romance and inability to purchase condoms from the store on such nights.
"John, we'll have to schedule an extra doctor next week, we're expecting a storm surge from White Juan!"
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