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When you're doing a girl on the beach and then right as you finish you pull out, grab a handful of sand, and throw it in her face and run.
Simone was so shocked when I pulled a sandy storm on her.
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Those dudes from Starwars that are dressed in white plastic armor...c'mon! You know the guys...
I am using this space to say nothing...yay!
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I was going to eat that girl out last night, but she had a snow storm going on
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"Storming the Castle" is a sexual act in which the female fills her vaginal cavity with hot oil, the male rolls around first in egg yolks, then in bread crumbs, and then the male proceeds to insert his erect penis into the vagina, effectively deep frying his phallus.
Variations include "Storming the Palace," popular among aficionados of the anal variety, and "Storming One's Own Castle/Palace," growing in popularity among contortionists and cat people.
My cat, Meatball, likes watching me storming the castle by myself at night.
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ryland storms is a person in the hype house. he likes to put up his middle finger, in every single tiktok he does. and he’s hot as fuck.
girl 1: did you see ryland storms?
girl 2: yep. he’s kinda hot..
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A massive fart that smells rally bad, and is also very wet
Oh man dude, I just had one of the biggest butthole storms.
Dude that sucks bro, are your panties wet?
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BlackBerry,a cool device that you can do pretty much everything.A little computer.
I effin love BB Storm,it keeps me get in touch with my bf/gf,anytime anywhere.
BB messenger,email,voice note.
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