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A story about sex
Something that your reading to get horny
Sex story:
It was a hot day and my boyfriend came over, I took him to the hot tub on the porch and got it. Neither of us had swim suits so we were naked. This wasn't our first time so we got right to it. He slowly started touching my boobs as I rubbed up and down the shaft of his huge boned dick. He moved his hands into the water to caress my throbbing pussy.
After ten minuets of giving each other hand jobs we stopped. He lifted his muscular body out of the water with one swoop and sat on the side of the hot tub. I walked over to him, still in the water and kneeled on the bench facing him. I bent over so I could suck him. I slowly but strongly glided my head up and down his throbbing hard dick. After five minuets he reached his hand over my back and started fingering me again. I felt it.
Then, he slowly but harshly jabbed his 9" into me. It was painful but pleasuring. After a few minuets I started to cum, it poorer out of me and soon after, it shot out of him. He pulled out, leaving me to throb.
Eventually I couldn't take it and more and I pulled him onto me. He made me do all the work. I started to throb, I couldn't move. That it when he started to pump. Then he orgasmed. It was like nothing I've ever felt before.
Two minuets later he jabbed me again, it was round three and I was tired. We both pushed through the the tiredness as his rediculussly hard and long dick penitraded me.
It was the feeling of his tip pressing atainst my g-spot that got me the third time.
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Sex story, something you read instead of porn to get horny so you can make your own!
Luke sat at the campfire, his girlfriend Kate was sitting next to him. He put a hand on her thigh and leaned in and gave her an effortless peck on the cheek. Kate was practically shaking she was so horny. Hey Luke said and pulled a condom out of his pocket Kate leaned in and slid a hand slowly down to Luke’s 11 inch dick. We don’t need those yet Kate teased. Luke couldn’t hold back anymore and ripped Kate’s shirt off revealing her Lacey black bra. Kate climbed on his lap and french kissed him passionately while Luke played with her 36d tits. Luke slid down her pants to reveal her throbbing wet pussy. Not yet Kate teased as she slid down his pants and ripped his button down shirt open showing his perfect 6 pack Kate slid down Luke’s body and licked the side of Luke’s cock, she teased the end and Luke moaned she knew he wanted her to suck it so she obliged and Luke moaned as cum slid from his dong down Kate’s throat. She climbed back up and Luke unclipped her bra. Luke started fingering her with one hand and caressing her tits in the other. Now we’re ready Kate moaned. Luke smiled as he slid on the condom and entered her Kate moaned in joy and pleasure as his 11 inch dick slid into her wet throbbing pussy. Luke shakes as they roll to the ground and he loves the way the sex feels. His 11 inch dong rubbed all over her pussy until he found her g-spot. “Round two?”
Man, did you here that Luke’s not a virgin anymore? Man, what a sex story he has now.
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n. A sign that a video is clickbait
Video title reads: “STORY TIME: Kidnapped by that guy in a pizza place”
Video is obviously clickbait
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A pointless story that goes no where.
Person 1: Once, I went sledding, with my friend and his nose started bleeding, and his mom didn't know for thirty minutes.
Person 2: Dog that was a Pitak-Story.
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A ridiculously short story, lacking in a plot and usefulness.
Can often be compared to 'This one time, at band camp...' stories.
Named after Niki Churchward, who allowed this genre to rise to fame.
Person 1: Hey guys, I went to Knox yesterday!
Person 2: Yeah...?
Person 1: That's it...
Person 3: Hahahaha what a Niki story!
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when someone says something really weird. akward, or something no one cares, about, so you say cool story to be sarcastic and show that you didn't care.
"So I got buger king the other day cause my mom had a coupon for free whopper, buy one meal get one free. so I got my food and took it out to the truck. well I was driving and I wanted a drink of my coke. so I tore open one end of the straw paper and blew into that. And the paper shot off to the passenger side vent! Then I laughed and forgot about it" - Daniel
"Cool story" - Bri
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a long rambling story that serves no purpose, ending in a completely unsatisfactory manner, usually with the phrase, "and yeah."
Example of a Tanner Story:
This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.
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